worst day ever

Long time, no write!
I've been really busy and since I don't have the radio job anymore (where I could play on the computer all morning) I don't ever get on the internet and blog.
I have to talk about the day I had yesterday. EVERYTHING seemed to go wrong.

I woke up. Trees are green. Sun is shining....and it's snowing.
I get to work and my boss tells me that he feels like it's going to be "one of those days".
My front driver's side tire is completely flat by lunch time (possibly vandalism, by the way, but that's a whole 'nother story).
My contact in my left eye fucks up so bad I have to change into my glasses (I never wear my glasses in public).
While changing my contact (in my car) I left my driver's side door open. The wind blows my door into my boss's awesome/manly/sexy truck and puts a nice amount of silver paint on his black.
I go next door to buy lunch, wait 15 minutes for a damn sandwhich (clocked out, by the way) go back to my place of employment...and it's not the right sandwhich. Walk back over and wait another 15 minutes (still clocked out) and get the correct sandwhich where it takes me another 15 minutes to eat and....alas...I didn't enjoy it because I was rushed.
After I get off work and my tire has been fixed I feel that the day will get better. I go visit a couple of friends of mine and we all decide to go bowling.
While bowling...I rip my very favorite pair of jeans from the crotch to the middle of my thigh.

All this in one day.
And it's not Friday the 13th.
And it wasn't a full moon.

WTF, mate, WTF?